A Real Life “Who’s On First” Moment

This exchange between my mother in law and our house painter is the closest I’ve ever gotten to a real life Who’s On First situation.

MiL: What kind of paint do you use?

Painter: I use Kwal.

MiL: Koala?

Painter: Yes, Kwal.

MiL: Koala, like the bear?

Painter: No, I never use Behr. It doesn’t spray as smoothly.

MiL: …Oh.

And then they left it at that. So good. I still laugh thinking back on it ten years later.